What Your Mayor Is Up To

Calling himself a "green" mayor while letting his SUV idle for hours on end all over the City, because it's an "emergency vehicle." [AP, via Queens Crap]

Being taken to task by the Village Voice for the Deutsche Bank scandal. "Even Bloomberg's Department of Investigations (DOI) found last month, in a report barely noticed by the press, that it was a case of death by official dereliction." [VV]

Spending $72,000 on yogurt to fuel his third-term troops. [City Room]

Putting crap lawnchairs that fall apart in Times Square. [CBS]