The campaign people for Mike Bloomberg—the guy who's forcing New Yorkers to consider him for a third time, and pretending like it was our choice all along—found my door, and slipped their brochure for Mikey's "Five Borough Economic Opportunity Plan" (wow—all five?) into my mailbox.
So, since I have the glossy, waxy thing (recyclable? I think not), let take a look at what all the fetching pictures of Mayor Mike tell us.
Mayor Mike knows women and he's willing to talk to them (at a downward angle) as if they're capable of understanding his mind.
Mayor Mike also knows African-Americans and is a willing to talk to them, if they are fully appreciative of his American Flag and Big Apple lapel pins.
Mayor Mike doesn't always wear suits! How boring and rigid do you think he is? He has a casual, button-down, crisply ironed, possibly very recently bought blue shirt, which he likes to wear when he talks to The People, and particularly when he visits Queens.
Mayor Mike is very fond of that blue shirt, or perhaps has a whole closet filled with the same kind of shirt.
When Mayor Mike is outside (and he'll go as high as 104th Street!), he likes to wear a leather jacket over his favorite blue shirt.
Mayor Mike has someone on his team who knows it may not be that cool to where the same blue shirt in every picture, so that someone bought the Mayor a green shirt of the same cut, or maybe just changed the color in Photoshop.
Mayor Mike understands human body language, and knows that leaning on a counter while talking to The People means he's actually enjoying himself and maybe even listening.
Mayor Mike is busy making sure that the crane at the next poorly supervised construction site will not fall on you in particular.
If you vote for him.