Some gourmet, locavore thieves have been relieving a law-abiding, pesto-loving Carroll Gardens gardener of his or her hard-won fresh basil. And it's just horrible!
"PLEASE Stop taking our BASIL!" cried the sign on President Street near Henry. "IT IS VERY Cheap AND YOU CAN buy you own."
This is true. Also, you can buy your own seeds, which is even cheaper.
But here's where your heart breaks. "P.S. The children are quite disturbed by your actions. And so are the adults."
Won't someone please, please, think of the children!