Totonno's Pizzeria in Coney Island is still not open, despite a fairly definite article in the NY Post on Dec. 1 that stated it would open in two weeks. The piece said to call (718) 372-8606 to check on the exact opening day. Only that number is still disconnected.
Plus, Totonno's owner Lawrence Ciminieri told Slice: "Put it this way," he said, "Come the new year, we'll be open."
They sure know how to string it out on Neptune Avenue.
UPDATE: A reader reports: "I drove by there yesterday and it looks very close to opening - there were people coming in and out."