Our Mayor Is a Square, Part II

One needn't collect ammo the use against Mayor Bloomberg. The billionaire is so proud of and confident in his every malefaction, he declaims them from the rooftop.

In addition to flowered taxis, shiny newsstands and smoke-free bars, Mayor Mike recently declared his love for the wares of the Subway sandwich chain, which has blanketed out streets with ugly yellow outlets in recent years. "I love Subway sandwiches. I think they're a great deal, good for the money and taste great."

So, just so we have it straight: He truly loves the fast food chain named Subway, but only pretends to like the real NYC Subway.