22 June 2008

The Signs You See on the Way to JFK

Never mind your dirty carpets and foreclosure worries! The sign to pay attention to is the one in the middle: "Coconut Water. For Every Occasion." Every occasion. Birthdays. Anniversaries. Funerals. For drinking. For bathing. To wash dishes or clothing. To water your lawn. OR, to clean those carpets and upholstery!

I'm afraid, however, coconut water won't help you with your foreclosure problems.

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