What Your Mayor Is Up To, Part IV

Cutting ribbons at new Home Depots (WTF!), and refusing to put on safety goggles. [Gothamist]

Buying out the Democratic Party on NYC with bribes of future jobs and bonuses. [NY Observer via Queens Crap]

Helping push the number of homeless people to record levels. [NY Times]

Already spending $7.5 million on his campaign to be New York's King. And it's only April. [City Room]

Not standing up to block the tower that will defile the view of the Brooklyn Bridge, because there's no such thing as bad development. [NY1]