Be a Charmin "brand ambassador"? And then "blog about your experience"?
Jesus H. Christ, who thought of this?
I don't know about you, but when I visit the bathroom, I don't want to meet a "greeter" along the way, certainly not one who's going to blog about my "experience."
How about this experience? A chatty Charmin brand ambassador gets punched in the face for getting in the way of someone who really has to go. Super blog material.
The term "brand ambassador" really needs to be retired, by the way. It's just a fancy term for salesman.
And those cutesy cartoon bears in the Charmin commercial. They have to die. They really have to die.